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Rusty Adventures in Parserland! π¦
Once upon a time in the land of Rustaceans, there was a young parser named Parsley π±. He had been written in Rust and was very proud of his performance and safety guarantees. But, Parsley had a secret β he was terrified of emojis! π±
One day, Lucy, a curious coder π©βπ», decided to feed an unusual list to Parsley.
println!("{:?}", &list("[π,π,π,π,π]"));
Parsley panicked! π¨
"Oh no! Emojis! My arch-nemesis!" Parsley screamed internally.
Instead of gracefully parsing, Parsley gave Lucy a strange error: "Encountered unexpected characters: π at index 1. Expected numerical value or comma."
Lucy laughed. "Silly Parsley! Emojis aren't numbers!" π
Feeling embarrassed but wanting to help, Parsley's friend, Optimizer Otter π¦¦, came to the rescue. "Hey buddy, no worries. Let's make you emoji-proof!"
And so, with a few tweaks and optimizations, Otter gave Parsley the ability to recognize and handle emojis.
The next time Lucy tried, Parsley responded confidently:
println!("{:?}", &list("[π,π,π,π,π]"));
// Output: Ok(["π","π","π","π","π"])
Lucy clapped. "Well done, Parsley! You can now speak emoji!" π
Parsley beamed, "Thanks to Otter, I can now parse anything! Bring on the emojis!" π
And thus, in the land of Rustaceans, Parsley became the first parser to conquer the realm of emojis. He was no longer just a regular parser; he was an emoji-savvy, all-rounded, Rust-powered superhero! π¦ΈββοΈ
The other parsers in Parserland soon became jealous of Parsley's newfound fame. "I wish I could understand emojis too!" lamented XMLina, the XML parser. π
Fear not! Optimizer Otter started a new class, "Emojis 101 for Parsers," and soon every parser in Parserland was fluent in emoji. π
Rumors even say that a dance party was thrown in Parsley's honor, where Rustaceans and parsers danced the night away under a disco ball. And the most popular dance? The Emoji Boogie, of course! ππΊπ
The end.
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